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Not much of an update [Mar. 22nd, 2008|12:29 pm]
[mood |fallen off the blog-train]

Not only does Firefox crash on the Update Journal page of LJ; I've also recently discovered that my e-mail isn't sending. This is why some people haven't heard from me.

By "my e-mail" I mean of course my Hotmail account. My Gyro e-mail is working fine. My Slingshot e-mail is working fine. My Hotmail account is receiving fine, but not sending. Which means I have to use Slingshot, which is a pain, because (a) I've got my Slingshot e-mail set to redirect all incoming mail to Hotmail and (b) I decided, when I started using my Slingshot account for e-mail, that I wouldn't ever put the address on the Web. Damn shame, I've had some nicely ironic Nigerian scam letters lately that I'd been hoping to scambait (i.e., lead the scammers up the garden path); but I can't use Hotmail to do that and I don't want to use Slingshot.

Not entirely unconnectedly — I may soon finally cave and get a cell-phone. I've never had a philosophical objection to the things, it just always seemed like my life would be more complicated with one than without. Now it's looking like it's going to be more complicated without one. Damnit.

Because Easter came so early this year, I've been flat out on Gyro lately (the second edition for 2008 is already on the web), and that, combined with my communicative isolation, has meant I've been out of touch with people. I've got [info]pelliondance a birthday present, but haven't managed to see him and give it to him, and it's nearly a week now since his birthday.

Speaking of Easter, here's a handy Excel spreadsheet to figure out when it is in any year ).

Seriously, I need to find some way of blogging that won't crash my browser. I still haven't ruled out getting off LJ altogether.
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Footprints [Feb. 17th, 2008|02:23 pm]
[mood |highly amused]



Just because I disagree with an awful lot about Christianity doesn't mean it's utterly crappy in every way. Footprints, on the other hand...

In case you haven't encountered Footprints before, this is the original ending:
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it:
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
Awww.

Bleaagh.

The first thing that stands out about this is the cloying saccharine sentimentality. The second thing, and the thing that bothers me far more, is: what does it actually mean?

To be fair, let's compare it with another expression of much the same sentiment: The Loom of Time.
Man's life is laid in the loom of time
To a pattern he does not see,
While the weavers work and the shuttles fly
Till the dawn of eternity...

Not till each loom is silent,
And the shuttles cease to fly,
Shall God reveal the pattern
And explain the reason why

The dark threads were as needful
In the weaver's skillful hand
As the threads of gold and silver
For the pattern which He planned.
Similarly saccharine, but, unlike Footprints, it's a coherent metaphor. God knows why trouble has to be, we don't, he'll tell us when it's all over. One could (and I do) query why anything would be "needful" to an omnipotent God, or why an all-loving God would want his pattern to include the "dark threads" of pain, suffering, and evil — or, for that matter, why he couldn't or wouldn't arrange matters so's we could see the pattern too. Those quibbles aside, the point is you can figure out what the metaphor means in plain language. But what does Footprints mean?

OK, so this guy's walking along with God, right, I get that. Metaphor for life (if you happen to be a Christian). So it seems, at the darkest times of life, like God isn't there. I get that.

So it turns out that the real reason why it seems like God isn't there is because he's doing all the work for us at those times. And, um, the reason why God doing all the work would seem like God not being there is because, well, er, because...

...because...

...because you wouldn't have a sweet "Awww" moment after reading Footprints otherwise. Seriously, what the hell does it mean?

At the darkest times of our lives, does God take over, over-ride our free will and vicariously experience our suffering instead of us? That can't be right. But if not, then in what sense does God "carry" us?

Look, I can see how it would be comforting to have a holding hand during bad times. But then God should be walking alongside, there should still be two sets of footprints, and it shouldn't seem like God ain't there.

I don't get it. And, in this particular case, I think it's because there's nothing to get. "I carried you" makes sense only in terms of the beach image; try and translate it into literal or practical ideas about life and it's meaningless. Mary Stevenson hasn't presented the world with a clever theological parable. She's presented it with a piece of sentimental crap.

Oh, and the latest Gyro is now online.
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Couldn't let the end of the year slip past without comment, now could I? [Dec. 30th, 2007|05:34 pm]
[mood |guilty about the long delay]

Three months, this time. That's got to be a record.

The weeks go by and, even though I don't have much to do most of the day, I don't seem to have time to sit down and blog. Certainly not time to sit down with IE, which is necessary to blog on LJ because the "Post an Entry" page crashes Firefox on my computer. Between that and LJ's increasing censoriousness — the breastfeeding icons thing was just the beginning — I'm seriously contemplating moving to another blogging site altogether.

I did some exam supervision again in November; the first time I've done it without [info]pelliondance being there at all, as he was off visiting long-lost relatives in the North Island. And also the first time I've had to deal with an emergency situation; somebody set off a burglar alarm, it turned out, rather than a fire alarm, but it was a very loud alarm and the students could hardly be expected to work with it going, so I had them stand around outside the gym (that being the exam venue) and NOT DISCUSS THE EXAM while we waited for someone to turn it off.

Exam supervision is a thought-provoking job, sometimes. You are basically there to make sure everybody obeys the rules, and boy oh boy are there a lot of rules. They change them slightly every year, as students in various parts of the country find new ways to sneak information into the exam or communicate with each other or disrupt the proceedings. Because, of course, the whole point of an exam is to have every student of that subject in the country facing exactly the same questions and exactly the same conditions at the same time, so that their marks are a fair comparison of their grasp of the subject. So you can't have some rules for some places where these cheating situations have arisen, and other rules for other places where they haven't arisen. Many regulations really only make a difference in a few places, but everybody in the country has to obey every single one regardless.

There's a writer in New Zealand called Joe Bennett, who does humour pieces mostly about (a) dogs or (b) how people worry too much. He's recently finished a new book, and was doing a signing tour promoting it. I went to listen in, and it was very entertaining. His main take-home message: our society's endless insistence on safer and safer food, plumbing, dog breeds, etc., mask needless fears which are twisting us all up inside and ruining our freedom to enjoy ourselves. An example: a toilet in a hotel, I think it was, with a little notice saying "This toilet has been thoroughly sanitized to provide a safe environment." "Safe?!" says Bennett. "Are lavatories usually dangerous?... I've never been attacked by a lavatory!" ...and so on.

Got me thinking, anyway. Usually, this sort of thing is put down to Political Correctness Gone Mad, which is a kind of rant I don't have much time for because Political Correctness Gone Mad also seems to mean things like the fact that you're not allowed to pretend people with mental disabilities don't exist any more, or the fictitious War On Christmas. (Recently a group of British Muslim representatives made a public statement to say it doesn't offend them at all if Christians want to celebrate Christmas; only silly secular liberals worry about that. Only... secular liberals don't want to ban Christmas either. It seems all the stories about Christmas being taboo come from Christians of a certain stripe trying to make themselves out to be persecuted. Having been one myself once, I do understand how a staff memo saying "let's not assume all our customers/pupils will be celebrating Christian holidays" mutates in certain brains to "They're trying to ban public mention of Christ! The Apocalypse is on its way!" ...But I digress.) I don't think "Political Correctness" has much to do with it. No, the modern preoccupation with safety is just like the exam rules; the reason why there's so much of it is because everybody, everywhere, has to live by the same rules, and that means everybody gets all the rules. At every public barbecue in the country, the food servers must wear gloves to handle food. Nobody anywhere in New Zealand shares bottles any more, even in places untouched by the meningitis outbreak a year or two ago.

What's the root of the problem? Not the "Nanny State" — if you're going to have a state, it's better to have one that cares about its citizens than one that doesn't. But maybe that's the point. Not the Nanny State, but the State per se. Not the concern for safety, but the concern for standardization. Dare I suggest, the solution might be to decentralize? Oh, as far as fundamental human rights go, those should be universal: the right to live, the right to feel safe, the right to say what you think, those should be enshrined in national, indeed international, law. But maybe, just maybe, "One Law For All" should be confined to such fundamentals, and safety standards and resource management should become responsive to local conditions.

You know why they won't be. Because that would mean devolving power from central government to local communities, and somehow people who've got power, even the well-meaning ones, never seem to want to let it go. Maybe especially the well-meaning ones, if they think they're the only ones who can be trusted with it.

Anyway. Having got that into the ether, I shall get off the computer. Because, while I was writing it on IE, Firefox crashed.
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Back again [Sep. 26th, 2007|03:21 pm]
[mood |not great]

Yes, I'm alive.

I haven't blogged for a couple of months, mainly because the Update Journal page is still causing Firefox to crash. (I'm in an Internet booth in town at the moment for reasons that will become clear.) It doesn't happen on other computers, but no other page causes it to happen on my computer, either. I don't know what's going on there.

Mind you, I seem to be better at blogging than any of my fellow family members. Quite a bit has happened in my family lately, which [info]pelliondance and [info]cannopener, respectively, should have been the first to tell you about... but I think their silence is due to the fact that they've stopped bothering with LJ altogether, rather than they want it private.

[info]pelliondance's birth mother contacted him recently. So now I have six grandparents instead of four, with three of them still living instead of two. [info]pelliondance's genetic father ("birth father" sounds wrong somehow) seems to have come from all sorts of places. He had, for instance, an African American grandmother. I've never even met an African American person — Americans who come to New Zealand are invariably white. Well, unless you count the time a couple of basketball players who were visiting for some tournament or something came and spoke to our school assembly, due to the fact that the PE teacher at my high school was also a national-level basketball coach. Which I wouldn't.

[info]cannopener's news... I'm going to have a third nephew, or possibly a niece, in a few months. I rank them in that order of probability, because [info]sambarham had brothers but no sisters and currently has sons but no daughters, which may possibly indicate an aggressive Y-chromosome.

I'm in town, rather than at home, because I've been doing an adult literacy tutor training course this week. It's pretty full-on timewise, going from 9am to late afternoon. Although, actually, the times are fairly flexible. It all seemed pretty woolly on the first day, but that could have been because my brain was melting. The second day, I thought it was great; to start off with, you learn about the causes of literacy difficulties in New Zealand, which was mostly stuff I'd learned before or could fake my way through, having done cultural anthropology and Te Reo Māori at university.

Today, it was going great again... and then somebody happened to mention Asperger's Syndrome. Did you know people with Asperger's Syndrome can't understand metaphors?

See, this person tutors people in computing at Polytech. Including someone with Asperger's. And "when I told him not to worry," she said, "he got upset and said 'Don't tell me not to worry!' He didn't understand it was just a saying."

No, I put in, more likely he said that because the things that you can put on one side are things that trip him up — he can't keep going until he understands them. But by then somebody else had already started saying that you couldn't use the phrase "laughing their head off" to a person with Asperger's because they would think you meant they were literally decapitated.

They were being so bright and positive about it all, that was what really got me. Next thing you know our instructor went and fetched a copy of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, which is all about a person with Asperger's and "it's a really lovely book. Really lovely."

Well, no. No, it isn't. OK, I'm well aware that many Aspies are more... impaired, I think, is the best word, than I am. It's possible some of us really do have the same limited grasp of language, especially figurative and metaphorical language, that the kid in the book has. Personally, when I read it, I never thought it was meant to be about people like me, I thought he was somewhere else on the autistic spectrum. But no, it seems neurotypicals — friendly, liberal neurotypicals who want to be un-prejudiced about mental disability — are picking up The Curious Incident and thinking that the total literalness and lack of empathy in that kid's life, as imagined by a person who doesn't have Asperger's, are what Asperger's is all about.

I had been about to tell them all that I had Asperger's, but I couldn't, after that. I felt embarrassed, humiliated, patronized. I just couldn't face looking at someone and know they were looking back at me and thinking The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. I tried to drop hints — talking about Asperger's people using the pronoun "we", when they'd been saying "they" — but they didn't pick up on it and I couldn't say it straight out. I thought we were the ones who were supposed to be bad at hints!

I didn't say another word for the remaining half hour or so that we were there. I couldn't. It wasn't quite as bad as two years ago when my WINZ case worker told me I couldn't get the unemployment benefit any more, but there was the same sort of... locked-upness somewhere in my throat, not stopping me breathing but stopping me talking. That doesn't convey what it feels like particularly well at all, but the effect is, I just couldn't speak. I couldn't protest. I couldn't tell them they were wrong. I couldn't ask them not to categorize me like that. They didn't even know they were categorizing me like that, because I hadn't managed to tell them I had Asperger's.

I have to keep going back there for another week and a half. I can't not deal with this, but I don't know what to do.
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Dead Reckoning [Jul. 21st, 2007|01:54 pm]
[mood |fanfictional]

I have a confession to make.

Some of you know this already; others will find it freaky and weird. The confession is this: I have written Harry Potter fanfiction.

I wrote a few stories after Order of the Phoenix was released. Some people liked them. Most of them I don't really think very much of myself. I think there's a few of them still around, but I don't go back to them. I was quite getting into it, and then Half-Blood Prince came out, and blew the story ideas I was working on out of the water, and between one thing and another I never went back.

But there was one story I wanted to write but hadn't written. And I wanted to write it before I read Deathly Hallows, which I probably won't for a few days because I can't afford new books right now. I only even got one book at the annual Regent Booksale last night, and that cost me 50c.

Anyway, here's the story. And if you thought Harry Potter fanfiction was a freaky and weird idea, I dread what you'll think of Harry Potter/Discworld crossovers. For such it is.

Dead Reckoning )
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The Changing Zeitgeist: a hypothesis [Jun. 30th, 2007|12:24 pm]
[mood |scholarly]

I haven't blogged for another month again. I should really do something about that. Somehow things get less interesting as days go by and I end up not mentioning them at all; and the troubles my computer's been having don't help.

Well, if it's going to be one post a month, I'd better make 'em count. Here's a deep sociocultural insight I had recently.
In any society there exists a somewhat mysterious consensus, which changes over the decades, and for which it is not pretentious to use the German loan-word Zeitgeist (spirit of the times)... This spread of dates through the twentieth century is a gauge of the shifting Zeitgeist. Another is our attitude to race. In the early part of the twentieth century, almost everybody in Britain (and many other countries too) would be judged racist by today's standards. Most white people believed that black people (in which category they would have lumped the very diverse Africans with unrelated groups from India, Australia and Melanesia) were inferior to white people in almost all respects except — patronizingly — sense of rhythm...
— Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
Dawkins goes on for several pages, detailing the changes in society's attitudes towards gender, race, and the environment. Finally, he asks: why is the Zeitgeist so consistent across so many people, and why is it drifting in one relatively consistent direction? The first question he has a reasonable answer for:
It spreads itself from mind to mind through conversations in bars and at dinner parties, through books and book reviews, through newspapers and broadcasting, and nowadays through the Internet. Changes in the moral climate are signalled in editorials, on radio talk shows, in political speeches, in the patter of stand-up comedians and the scripts of soap operas, in the votes of parliaments making laws and the decisions of judges interpreting them.
But the second question, as Dawkins frankly admits, remains a puzzle. Why is the whole of society drifting away from racism and sexism? Certainly, one can cite influential leaders and movements, decisive victories for liberal ideals throughout the last century — actually, make that two centuries or more; we mustn't forget the nineteenth-century struggle against slavery, for instance. But unless you've been living your whole life in a cave, you can also think of some powerful pro-racist, anti-liberal leaders and movements during the same time. Why does history favour the one and not the other? Roughly equal numbers of people at any time seem to be more liberal or less liberal than the general consensus. Religious answers don't help; religions can be found pitching in on both sides. I have a hypothesis.

Think of a loose screw. The more it rattles, the looser it becomes. Rattling means the screw is subject to small forces from random, and randomly changing, directions. Being random, there will on average be just as much force pushing the screw in the tightening direction as in the loosening direction. But, of course, it takes more force to tighten a screw than to loosen it. Though the tightening forces in the rattling are equal to the loosening forces, they achieve less. Over time, therefore, the screw will loosen more than it tightens, until eventually it comes away entirely. This principle, you'll note, is crucial to evolution. It can also apply in society.

In any group of people, deviations from the behavioural norm are penalized. As a general rule, the greater the deviation, the more severe (and overt) the penalty, working up from subtle disapproving tones through mockery and exclusion from social activities up to outright punishment. However, such penalties are not doled out purely symmetrically. Most people would rather be treated too kindly than too cruelly. Therefore, penalties for over-cruel behaviour — or over-cruel attitudes — tend to be slightly heavier than penalties for equally over-kind behaviour and attitudes. People who are too cruel for the group are shunned, while people who are too kind are merely laughed at. Hence, as with the loose screw, movements favouring kinder attitudes are not balanced out by movements favouring crueller attitudes, and, over time, society moves in the direction of kindness.

I don't know how you'd go about testing a hypothesis like this. But we can make tentative predictions from it, and these seem to be at least partly borne out. People who regularly find themselves in dangerous situations (say, soldiers or miners) have more to lose, should they be over-tolerant of foolish behaviour, than most of us do. Therefore, the gradient will be shallower in their case, and they will tend, on average, to lag behind the broader cultural consensus. People who believe in nasty supernatural punishments for failing to uphold particular norms (say, the norm of heterosexuality) at least believe they have more to lose should they be over-tolerant, and they, too, will lag behind. I don't have quantitative data for either of these predictions, but both seem to fit the general pattern of real-life experience.

However, there is one component of the shifting Zeitgeist that seems to go clean against the loose-screw principle: I mean the growing acceptance of more and more "sexually explicit" behaviour — particularly in the matter of dress, and of allowed topics of conversation. ("Sexually explicit" in quotes, because as such things become accepted, they cease to be unambiguous sex signals.) If someone says or does something that is too sexually "forward", they can be penalized right then and there, whereas it's hard to catch someone in the act of not mentioning sex. Over time, then, we should predict that sex will gradually disappear from public discourse. And if you apply that prediction to the period lasting from, say, Shakespeare's time to the Victorian era, you'll once again find it more or less borne out. But in the last hundred years the opposite has been the case. One can think of particular people who helped to bring sex back into the general consciousness; Freud, Kinsey, and Hite spring to mind. But in theory, their attitudes should have been overtaken by a general trend towards more and more prudishness. It hasn't happened. Why not? Here, I have no insights. I turn the question over to the reader.
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Memetics [May. 20th, 2007|12:42 pm]
[mood |memetic]

Haven't done a meme for quite a while.

Actually, strictly speaking, any information passed on from one person to another without significant alteration on the way is a meme. But in the LJ sense of "something passed on for the sake of passing it on", I haven't done a meme for quite a while. Most of them are stupid. Here's one I liked.
Ask me a question; any question. As private as you like, as weird as you like, as embarrassing as you like. I will answer truthfully any and all questions posted in response to this. I'll screen comments: No-one else will see what you asked. But there's a catch.... You have to answer the same question yourself in your comment. If you don't, or if you pick a question that's embarrassing for me and trivial for you, I won't answer.
Go on then, ask away...
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Whoops. [May. 16th, 2007|04:25 pm]
[mood |embarrassed]

Today I discovered the crucial difference between overhead-projector acetate and clear plastic file covers: the former does not melt when passed through a photocopier.
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Yes, I'm still alive [May. 15th, 2007|05:40 pm]
[mood |still alive]

Eeek! More than a month since my last update!

What's been happening?

Well, Gyro #3 is online with a new website, for a start. And there's been the Selwyn Battle, and one or two people's birthdays. I did try to update a day or two ago but the Update Journal page is crashing Firefox again. I'm using IE for this.

So my life has been steady and not particularly newsworthy. Should I maybe do some movie reviews? I've seen The Reaping, We Feed the World, and The Host since I last posted.
  • The Reaping is better than some reviews would have you believe, the moral/religious/political views expressed in it notwithstanding; but it's not great. It's more difficult than some film-makers evidently realize to switch from a suspense-y oh-shit-what's-going-to-happen-next horror/thriller dynamic to an effects-y explosive payoff without all the tension going thbrblllllllft like a deflating balloon. The Reaping doesn't manage it — but it does build up the tension enough to begin with that that's a genuine disappointment.
  • We Feed the World is a Film Festival documentary about food. Mostly fairly forgettable and old-hat, after you've seen things like The Corporation, say... until it gets to the bit about the chickens. I am never, ever again buying chicken or eggs without checking first that they're free-range or at least barn-raised. Let's just say that the pie-making machine in Chicken Run is an understatement rather than an exaggeration.
  • The Host is a monster movie, but quite possibly the best one you will ever see. The monster itself is oddly believable despite being utterly bizarre, while the dysfunctional working-class Korean family of protagonists are thoroughly engaging and apparently totally original — OK, I don't watch enough Korean movies to tell, but certainly totally un-Hollywood. Surprisingly, even the villains, very minor characters, added to the quirkiness of the whole thing. It's not surprising to see American military officials as baddies, but normally villains make the protagonists' lives difficult in the pursuit of profit or to try and cover up military secrets... not for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yet, somehow, as I say, it all works.
Meanwhile, in the real world, David Bain has been released from prison, the charges against him quashed. For non-Kiwis, David Bain was convicted in 1995 of the murder of his parents and all three siblings; it's now been ruled that the jury were not told some things that could have crucially affected the verdict. The New Zealand media is buzzing over this. I knew a lot of people in the late '90s who had known David Bain and insisted that there was no way he could have killed his family, that it must have been a murder-suicide by his father when he was out of the house (the alternative hypothesis). I've seen a documentary which came fairly solidly to the conclusion that David was responsible. As I recall both hypotheses left a few odds and ends unexplained. I'm none the wiser.

Can't help noticing the Virginia Tech shootings have already disappeared from the blogosphere...
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Two movies [Apr. 10th, 2007|04:12 pm]
[mood |bi-filmic]

Lately I've seen a couple of films that I really should review here... and it'd be hard to imagine two more different movies. Well, all right, they're both basically fantasies set during historical wars. And they've both got some pretty graphic violence. But apart from that...

Pan's Labyrinth: a dark and sophisticated modern fairy-tale )

300: jingoistic libertarian claptrap )
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This post is certified content-free [Apr. 5th, 2007|09:52 pm]
[mood |not dead]

Some day, I swear, I'll get round to posting real content again. For now, something to let you know I'm not dead.

Had a fun battle on April Fools' Day, out at Waitati, Highlander(s) and Lindskiis vs. the local Pirates. Along with the traditional flour-bombs and newspaper swords, Gregor introduced the ripe plum as a fearsome projectile weapon. The Pirates meanwhile flung water-bombs, some filled with very realistic-looking red dye. Late in the battle it began to rain. Rain-water and flour... guess what that makes your hair like.

I've decided not to go to the Waipara Folk Festival this year. With the way petrol's going, it's getting absurdly expensive to get there; and on top of that the entry fee is higher than it is for Whare Flat, which is a much bigger and more interesting festival.

Gyro work continues apace. We're not putting out an edition for April, but the Workers' Issue is being published on the 30th (in time for May Day, of course).
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Let's try again... [Mar. 23rd, 2007|12:02 am]
[mood |slightly annoyed]

Something is wrong with Firefox on my computer. Recently it told me, out of the blue, that my default identity was already in use, or something, so I've had to go and reload all my bookmarks. Now there are quite a lot of image files it won't load all the way down, and also — and this is one I've run into before — loading the Update Journal page causes it to crash. Bit worrying, that. Not completely consistently, though.

That's why I'm on the computer so late — I just wanted to do this damn update, but it wouldn't let me, and now I'm using IE. Anyway, what I had to tell you was this:
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The latest from my cervical region of the temperate forests [Mar. 19th, 2007|12:10 pm]
[mood |miscellaneous]

I met my landlord a day or two ago; he was coming to look for the guy who is theoretically painting the house. He says he thinks he's found a buyer... and it's the people upstairs, who, he says, have no problem with me and should be quite happy to keep me on as their tenant.

I'm not in charge of the Highland & Gaelic Society mailing list any more. That duty has been passed on to one of the new people, who seemed eager for the job. I'm awkwardly aware that [info]adrexia, who really should have been put in charge during her time with us, will be reading this. In my defence, we had more people and enthusiasm in 2001–02 than we've ever had since, and the mailing list was just a method of keeping the group in touch with itself and with people who wanted to give us things to do. It wasn't until late 2002 that I had to start being a cheerleader, a task for which I am eminently unsuited; and by then we had the OUHGS web forum (now long fallen into obscurity), which [info]adrexia was in charge of.

The new Gyro is not online yet as I write, but should be once Baxter (Gyro's technical editor) figures out how to put the "this is a satire" disclaimer sticker on the file.
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The weekend [Mar. 14th, 2007|03:17 pm]
[mood |informative]

Spent the weekend at Dansey's Pass with [info]mordecai5 and [info]pelliondance and [info]seaxred and some other friends. I had fun but am now rather sunburnt. It's getting to that time of year when I stop gloating about the weather to all my Northern Hemisphere readers and start grunting sulkily when they gloat instead.

Gyro had some trouble with our back-page article: a short, satirical piece entitled "How to Write Anti-Gay Propaganda in Fifteen Easy Steps", adapted from Jim Burroway's piece, was misinterpreted as not being satire, and the upshot is it's coming out two days late with stickers saying "We don't mean it" (pretty much) on the back.

Went to see Descent on Monday. Very, very scary movie, but not much depth to it, except in the stupid-pun literal sense.

Have still got one of the songs from the weekend on the brain.

"Indicate the route to my abode,
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire;
I partook of some refreshment sixty minutes ago,
and it's gone right to my occipital cranium.
Wherever I may perambulate
by land or sea or agitated water,
people always hear me singing this song:
Indicate the route to my abode."

You see if you can guess at the tune.
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Oh no, not again. [Mar. 1st, 2007|10:50 pm]
[mood |quiet dread]

For the last couple of months or so there have been people painting my house. At least, in theory. Not very much seems to get done most days, but there's this guy who kind of stomps around the place and, every so often, something is a different colour when I see it again.

I got a call from a valuer who wants to come and look at the place, my flat and the upstairs neighbours', on Monday.

I guess this means I'm flat-hunting again.

This wasn't supposed to happen until I'd got a job that actually paid actual regular money that I could actually pay rent with. Don't get me wrong, it's great to edit Gyro, but it's not enough to pay bills on.

Because, as you may recall from last time, cheap one-person flats are not exactly to be found on every corner. And I've never been in a multi-person flat that worked.
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My first magazine [Feb. 12th, 2007|03:52 pm]
[mood |pleased]

My and Gregor's first edition of Gyro is now online!

It doesn't look so good online as in print, mind you. All the punctuation is weird. But it's there!
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Yes, I'm still alive [Feb. 11th, 2007|03:59 pm]
[mood |alive]

I guess now I have a girlfriend and a job, I'll be posting even less than before. But yes, I am still alive. It doesn't help that trying to update my journal using the button on the front page causes Firefox to crash. But, then, looking back, I used to do posts that said "I can't think of anything to post", and I probably shouldn't be wanting to go back to that.

Quite a lot has happened in the last little while. My and Gregor's first issue of Gyro is now out; and, yes, after writing "gYRo" in my profiles on sites all over the Internet, it has been changed to "Gyro". Because of the work that entailed, I wasn't able to go to the Waihī Bush Folk Festival this year. Which is a right bugger, 'cause it's one of my favourites.

Also, I've started posting on the Richard Dawkins.net forum. It's not as interesting as the ZBB. No languages.
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Content? What's content? [Jan. 24th, 2007|08:35 pm]
[mood |discontent]

I can't believe it's been nearly three weeks since I last posted. During that time I've been doing quite a bit of work for gYRo, which is maybe why I haven't come here quite so often. Well, I was going to do a review of Apocalypto, which I saw recently, but for some reason I haven't been sleeping too well and I'm very, very tired, so here is a meme instead.

You know the Bible 100%!
 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
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Hello and happy New Year [Jan. 6th, 2007|11:28 am]
[mood |bleary]

Er, yeah. Hello and happy New Year, almost a week in.

Went to Whare Flat again this year. Had an enjoyable time, mostly, and am now trying to reset my sleep patterns to the good habits I managed to master last year. The highlight had to be the Greek dance troupe from Melbourne, but there was lots of other good stuff too.

You may remember I told you in October about the rivalry between the "diddly" players and the non-diddly folkies at late-night sessions. This year two late-night sessions were pretty much taken over by the "diddly" people, and, though I joined in — I haven't had a chance to pull my bodhrann out for a year — I can see what the non-diddly players are annoyed about. (Mostly in the past I've seen it go the other way; people have started singing the Golden Oldies and shouting the diddly players down.) I suppose I should have started singing a song or something to stem the tide and get the other people involved, but I couldn't think of one in time to take over from the next person with a fiddle or whistle.

Anyway. Happy New Year, everybody.
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Marie Antoinette [Dec. 27th, 2006|03:42 pm]
[mood |filmique]

The labyrinthitis went away quickly this time. It's perhaps a little worrying that the information sheet my doctor gave me turned out to be a print-out of the Wikipedia page. Does this mean my life could one day depend on the pontifications of an opinionated geek?

Anyway...

Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette has had some positive reviews, and also a few negative ones. This is going to be a positive one. ) I can recommend Marie Antoinette to anyone who knows their history.
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Ooooooooog. [Dec. 23rd, 2006|03:40 pm]
[mood |dizzy]

I have labyrinthitis again. Oooooooooooooog.
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Do I get a medal? [Dec. 18th, 2006|11:37 pm]
[mood |zonked]

M and I just climbed up the Rock and Pillar Range to Big Hut. We took the Glencreag route, after starting up the Kilmory way and being politely asked if we could please choose another route as the landowner's deer were fawning in that area. ("It's a DOC track, so I can't stop yous, but...") I am quite possibly the first person ever to climb that slope barefoot, and almost certainly the first since European colonization.

That was the culmination of a very long weekend. M's work party on Friday — not much to non-Aspies, but I didn't know anybody else there and it was a bit of an effort to keep talking. [info]sambarham's birthday on Saturday (I'll let him tell you which one) — an hour or two of being armpit deep in small people. I was quite peopled out by the end of it, which was why I didn't go back there for board games afterwards (sorry, [info]sambarham and [info]cannopener). And yesterday, the Sun Club's Christmas party. Mostly hot and sunny, and because the Sun Club is in the valley at the bottom of the Rock and Pillar Range, we thought we'd climb up in the late afternoon and get to Big Hut by dark.

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Two significant births captured on celluloid [Dec. 8th, 2006|03:46 pm]
[mood |filmic]

In the last couple of weeks, I have seen not one but two movies revolving around the birth of a baby who turned out to be the last hope of humankind. In other respects, they couldn't have been more different.

If you thought V for Vendetta was set in a dystopian future Britain, you haven't seen Children of Men; set in 2027, in a future when every woman in the world became infertile some time in 2009. There was a time, ten years or so ago now, when I used to go to dumb action movies and cheer the explosions. Well, there are several explosions here, but they're not the pretty plumes of flame you get in dick-flicks; they're clouds of dirty smoke, like you get in war documentaries. Actually, the whole movie is like that. The violence is gritty, graphic, and realistic, and, in this film, that's exactly what's needed. Against that darkness, the light of hope represented by the first baby born in eighteen years shines brilliant and clear. Clive Owen, so sadly miscast in King Arthur, is perfect here. See it. You will not regret it.

Then there's The Nativity Story. Visually, this film is unfailingly delightful: almost worth seeing for the Jerusalem backdrop (the skyline utterly dominated by Herod's Temple) alone. I'm afraid the story is pretty patchy by comparison. The good part is the Nazarenes' reaction to Mary's pregnancy — especially Joseph, and Mary's parents. (Oh, come on, I don't have to put spoiler warnings on this, do I?) But perhaps my appreciation of that has more to do with the fact that Keisha Castle-Hughes, who plays Mary, really is pregnant, and if you look at some of the commentary in New Zealand's pop culture media it turns out we're not so far removed from a bunch of Galilean peasants as we'd like to think... Ciarán Hinds makes a good Herod most of the time as well. The rest, well, not so much. The Magi don't work as comic relief, I'm afraid. I have yet to see benevolent supernatural beings convincingly portrayed in a movie; Alexander Siddig as the angel Gabriel has not changed that fact, and I don't think it's just because, after six or seven years of not being a Trekkie any more, I still think of him as Dr Bashir. But the biggest fault is that once the main characters all converge on Bethlehem, the film drops any pretence of telling a story and instead presents us with a series of Christmas cards. Stunningly beautiful Christmas cards, to be fair, but still Christmas cards.

Speaking of Christmas, did you know that if you live in the Southern Hemisphere, and you don't feel comfortable spending your sparse cash on baubles and tinsel, you can decorate your Christmas tree with fresh flowers from the garden?
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Thoughts prompted by supervising high school exams [Dec. 6th, 2006|01:00 pm]
[mood |random]

My exam supervision job is now over; finished on Friday. You get a lot of time to think, when you're in a quiet room for three hours and you aren't allowed to read a book or anything. Mind if I free-associate at you for a bit?

When I was at school, there were complicated names for what you did each year. New Zealanders start school on their fifth birthday. For me, that year was called J-1, J standing for Junior. If your birthday was at the start of the year, like mine is, you were J-1 until that December; otherwise, until the December following. Then you were J-2 for another year, and then J-3, only J-3 was also called Standard 1. The Standards went up to Standard 4 in most primary schools. After primary school you'd go to intermediate school for two years, in most cases, and the years there are known as Form 1 and Form 2. Then there was high school, from 3rd Form up to 7th Form. Yes, at high school the nomenclature switched from "Form N" to "Nth Form". I don't know why.

At the end of 5th Form, you sat your School Certificate exams. School Certificate was a national standard. 6th Form Certificate, the following year, was set by individual schools. Then at the end of 7th Form, if you stayed in school that long, you sat either Bursary or Scholarship exams (again, national standards) if you wanted in to university. School was compulsory up to 5th Form and those last three years were the only ones anybody would repeat.

All those names has been simplified now. The school years are numbered straightforwardly: Year 1, beginning at age five, up to Year 13. The last three years still have exams, but all three are now national standards, and they're referred to as Level 1, Level 2, and Level 3, with Scholarship still there as an alternative to Level 3. Years 1–6 are primary school, years 7 and 8 are intermediate school, and years 9–13 are high school.

Quite often when old, complicated things are replaced by new, simplified things, I can be heard, if only in my own mind's ear, to lament the passing of the old version; a little bit of the romance in the world has disappeared. Not here. There was nothing romantic about standards and forms and School Certificate. I have heard, though, that the new "unit standards" way of assessing student progress, so useful for practical how-to courses like changing a tire or fixing a hot water cylinder, has pleased precisely nobody except the Ministry of Education: it's demoralizing for students, over-bureaucratic for teachers, and mystifying to employers looking at CVs. When you try and measure everything, you end up devaluing the things that are hard to measure.

I read somewhere that that's been the cause of a lot of stupidity in new housing schemes in the UK. See, in about the '60s, there wasn't much cheap housing about, and what there was was old and shabby and falling to bits. So the government committed to building huge numbers of new apartment blocks for the not-so-well-off to live in. And they demolished a lot of the old houses to do it. And then different governments, local and national, started competing at election time by promising to build more new housing than their opponents... until, to make room for their new projects, they started knocking down perfectly good buildings. They were measuring the gross number of new housing, not the net number of new – old. I'm told the UK is now the ugliest country in Europe, for precisely that reason.

Which brings me back to high school. See, the exams are in my old high school, Logan Park, which was a great school when I was there in terms of teaching and available courses, but the building complex was, and remains, absolutely plug-ugly; all concrete blocks and flat brown roofs and featureless windows. I think it got me down more than I realized, because when I went to university in 1996 and attended geology lectures in one of the beautiful original buildings, it was incredible just how much my mood perked up. Not that the university is better than the high school there; all their new buildings, anything built since about the '60s, are, once again, utterly soulless. But the university still has some old beauty left in amongst the concrete boxes, which the high school, built there some time in the '70s if I'm not much mistaken, has completely missed out on. This is something New Zealand just doesn't understand. If you want to see nice-looking buildings here that people actually take pride in, you're basically looking for either a church or a marae. And not a new church either.

It's always funny supervising the Level 1 exams. If you actually managed to follow my little guide above, you'll have figured out that Level 1 is the Year 11 students, who, at this end of the year, are mainly sixteen-year-olds with a few yet to have their birthdays. They're teenagers, and most of them look it, but in a big exam there are always a few girls, but no boys, who look like they could be at university, and a few boys, but no girls, who look like they could still be at intermediate school. And that reminded me of something else I've read...

It's a well-known fact, these days, that girls who grow up without fathers are more likely to get pregnant early and sleep around more than girls who grow up with fathers. Conservatives, I'm sure, find it very convivial to their way of thinking. It's all about discipline and morals and rôle models and authority in the home. Except that it can't be, because not only do fatherless girls have sex earlier, they actually go through puberty a year or two earlier than their peers, and it's hard to see what that has to do with morals. One suggestion from evolutionary psychology is that the stress and hardship of growing up in a poorer, less secure home, prompts girls to start reproducing earlier to ensure their genetic future. Sounds good, but, again, doesn't work. Other forms of stress or deprivation, both in humans and in other primates, slow maturation. Some have suggested, out of desperation, that maybe it's the other way round — there's some genetic component to early puberty and promiscuity, and women with that gene are more likely to end up partnerless (and their daughters therefore fatherless)... but apparently that doesn't work either.

Perhaps — and from here on this is my own speculation (like I said, you get a lot of time to think while supervising exams) — we're looking at it from the wrong angle entirely. Most primates don't grow up closely connected to their fathers. Maybe, instead of saying "Lacking a father speeds maturation", we should say "Having a father slows maturation". Now, that does fit in nicely with known primate biology. In male orangutans and gorillas, maturation is not merely slowed but actually suspended if there is already a fully adult male in the territory. No reason why it couldn't happen to female humans. And there is a good, and well-understood, reason why it would happen to female humans: in-breeding avoidance. Er... I don't think I'll elaborate on that just here.

There was something else, too, but I've forgotten. It'll come back to me, I'm sure.
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Some w00t!s and a meh. [Nov. 24th, 2006|09:26 pm]
[mood |fatigued]

Oamaru was fun. Well, the weather wasn't terrific, and we got up there too late to go in the parade, and M and I both forgot our cameras, but it was fun all the same. Must book things in advance next year — a lot was sold out. I won People's Choice in the beard competition again.

I'm supervising exams again. That's a little bit of extra money. A very little bit, actually, considering what WINZ will take off my dole to compensate. Ah, well.

However, I do have a much more excellent piece of news: Gregor and I will be co-editing gYRo next year.

It's not remotely a full-time job, so I haven't broken free of WINZ yet, but still... I have employment!

And the "meh"? My toilet won't stop flushing now, so the cistern never gets full enough for the flush to actually accomplish anything. I have turned the water supply off, and I have to use a bucket. I have rung the landlord about getting it fixed. As yet, no response.
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